So my good friend, known as Warpig62 online, gave me two awesome gifts.
This tin outer primary. I'll need a few more parts to run on anything, but he told me I could either build a bike around it or hang it on my wall.
Then in honor of my left-handed torque wrench debacle, he picked up an older Made in the USA Craftsman torque up to 150 ft*lbs at a pawn shop. He even checked it against his to verify it was in reasonable condition.
Good friends are hard to find.